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🗓️ 15 January 2021
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0:00.0 | I love I love moe brooks like he had a great week because before that when the senate was like certifying the votes |
0:06.5 | he uh |
0:08.5 | He objected to Nevada certification |
0:11.8 | And mispronounced Nevada and then was like by the way no one is backing me up on this and that's that |
0:17.3 | I think mispronounced Nevada. I don't know but he's he's um I just love like republican |
0:22.7 | Vena so statements though when they fuck up because they're always like |
0:27.2 | Here's a little bit about me |
0:29.2 | um |
0:30.4 | I've never warned denim. I think it's too casual. I don't like it. I'm afraid of it. Um I've memorized all the Richard scary books |
0:39.8 | um |
0:40.8 | My my mom was a great church going on my dad was a professional dunk tank town clown |
0:47.1 | Very mean to me |
0:49.1 | Um, I still receive spankings at the age of 61 |
0:54.0 | And he just starts reciting the script for honey boy. Yeah, I I like a |
0:58.5 | Well tall warm glass of milk first thing in the morning. I've never the but the button flaps on my long johns have never come out |
1:06.6 | No one's ever seen my |
1:09.5 | I'd love you like take a bath in a full tuxedo every night. I |
1:14.0 | Cleaned myself in a cloth with bathtub with my equally large brothers |
1:20.2 | I something I do like like yeah, you're being you're being accused of |
1:24.0 | uh, fomenting of violent insurrection and he's like okay number one in my defense. I have never smoked a cigarette |
1:31.2 | Just like dude wait like what like that's not where you're being accused of like you know |
1:34.5 | You're not being accused of smoking in the congress's bathroom or whatever dude |
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