Some say they're like coast to coast, but on demand,

Law and uncut interviews, and on without no ads,

What's as false and once as true, and the weight you sink grows too,

America, America is here for you.

Stories from listeners, they send to Graham,

He'll read the man be amazed, but Darren may say no,

What's as red and what's as blue,

But if it's false, it just won't do,

America, America is here for you.

Okay, guys, welcome back to Graham,

America show, we are going to be chatting with all the people

From the cabin up on the mountain in the middle of nowhere

With next to nothing for cell phone service,

But we did manage to snake together a hot spot connection

That mostly worked.

Sometimes it didn't work great, so there are some delays and stuff,

But you know, Graham skipped out on contact at the cabin this year,

So we called him, and we ran through and embarrassed him a little bit.

There was a rock here for you.

There's a rock.

Bill gave me a rock for you.

Oh, nice.

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