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486 - Eel Dealings (1/4/21)

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Chapo Trap House

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4.69.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

We ring in the New Years with Trump’s second perfect phone call, Andrew Cuomo as Liberal Trump, Pelosi’s re-election, and end with some discourse on The Discourse.

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0:00.0

Music

0:26.6

So greetings and salutations to the other side of 2021.

0:38.6

Hello friends, it's Chappo. We're back again coming at you on this Monday evening.

0:44.0

Joining me are Felix and Matt for this episode. And I think we should kick off this episode and

0:52.3

kick off this new year with the latest perfect phone call to be in by our president. It's probably

1:00.5

one of the most perfect phone calls I've ever heard. But I just, you know, like we've been playing

1:04.7

recently a lot of the audio clips that have come out of the Trump's attempt to overturn the results

1:09.3

of the election and sort of bargain his way out of losing this election. And this latest phone call

1:14.8

which is like an hour of him talking on the phone to lawyers and the Georgia Secretary of State

1:20.2

is pretty special. I mean, like we're sort of recording Chris mentioned that anytime you get to

1:25.7

hear Trump talk on a phone call, like just sort of uncensored, like the real uncut dope, it's

1:31.5

something special and it's something that we should celebrate while we still have it because it won't

1:36.2

be around for much longer. So yeah, so the context of this is that this is a phone call that

1:41.9

the Georgia Secretary of State and like Trump was just calling him up to just sort of basically

1:46.6

harang him into giving him 11,000 more votes based on all the, you know, you've got to vote.

1:54.5

What are you going to do? Just give me the votes. Just give me the votes. He sounded like a like

1:59.5

Gill in like a later era Simpson season, you know, like just oh, come on now. Very sweaty.

2:04.9

Oh, this is bad. This is really bad. You're working your slave and you're still just enough for a

2:09.7

sweep lick of that shiny brass ring. Don't I get a lick? Doesn't Gill get a lick? Oh, Gill, you know,

2:15.3

you all, all Gill knows you got some votes in those dominion machines. Sometimes they scan

2:19.2

them three times. I'll tell you what that happened to you. You've heard it. Of course you've heard

2:24.0

about the scanning. You've heard the scanning. There's a lot of really choice bits in the phone

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