484-Yoshi & Redban - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2019

⏱️ 213 minutes

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Summary

What kind of dude brings a dead raccoon into a restaurant? A cool SF dude. We have the tape to prove it. Plus, we heard that a fake orgasm can be detected if you really slow down the audio on it. Was Uncle Terry faking it? Here's a test. All time favorite derelict Yoshi is back! He talks about more medical experimenting, prostitutes and uses his astute ear to guess which porn performer is screaming into his headphones. Be sure to listen to The Last Days of August available now on audible. AND our original OG son, Redban stops by and we catch up on his ridiculous life. He's our big boy now and he also tells us probably the most disgusting story of all time, which is really saying something on this podcast. Also, Redban would go gay for about $500K. Not a bad deal.

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0:00.0	Alright alright alright let's do it jean
0:10.6	You gotta put on my other mom glasses for this
0:12.9	Oh
0:22.1	Are we doing
0:26.1	Go ahead jean. I'm pleased to announce my den ver shows are sold out
0:35.7	So we've added a late show Saturday and just went first they went on sale today
0:41.6	So get those tickets now right now right now right now right now because they will move fast go to Christina P online
0:48.8	For those ticket links and I don't even know what I'm just so excited. No, I know you got it Denver
0:55.0	You're doing the like what is it a midnight show? I'm doing a midnight show on Saturday
1:00.6	at the comedy works downtown the comedy books downtown club, which is such a wonderful venue
1:06.4	Yep, I'm just so excited. I can't wait to see all you guys there and the writer died tour keeps on rolling
1:14.4	February 23rd. I go to west alone Springs Oklahoma at the Cherokee casino
1:19.6	February 28th through March 2nd Madison, Wisconsin
1:23.8	The come on your comedy club on state April 4th through 6 Minneapolis hits many
1:29.2	Sodaers at the Acme comedy club May 10th and 11th tempi Arizona tempi improv May 31st through June 1st
1:38.0	I'm here right here right here in sperm bank California at flopera's comedy club
1:43.2	And then June 20th through 22nd
1:45.3	Washington Dick come at the dick come improv all ticket links at Christina P online. I will see you there jeans
1:52.4	All right, and Eugene
1:54.4	This is by the way Obi-Wan killing it. Yeah, we haven't heard from him in a minute. I'm still having it
2:01.0	Let's see. I'm in Long Beach. Okay, Terrace Theater. Okay, local February 7th. There's a hundred tickets left
2:07.2	So it might be singles the next day Chumash and Santana's same deal and then the next day Reno February 9th same deal
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