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482 - War is Over, Troops are Staying (12/21/20)

Chapo Trap House

Chapo Trap House

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4.69.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2020

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

We all take our vaccine suppositories, discuss the stimulus, and talk Obama’s year-end TV list. But, most importantly, the Reading Series is back! We take a look at a recent New York Times op-ed that uses the Iliad to ask you to gently close your eyes and forget about all these pesky forever wars we seem to be embroiled in.

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0:00.0

It's come.

0:30.0

Alright friends, oh boy. We are back. It's a chapo. Once again, it's me, Matt and Felix

0:41.6

coming to you on this Monday. And let's see, the vaccines. If you guys got the vaccine yet,

0:48.5

I mean, it is a little known thing. People are trying to sort of keep it under wraps, but

0:53.1

podcasters actually get the vaccine before the elderly or frontline medical workers.

0:57.9

Yep. I got the suppository. That's not standard or in fact recommended, but I insisted.

1:04.9

I had to suck it out of Joe Biden's dick, but it was worth it.

1:10.9

I did good. So we're recording. Well, Monday afternoon, just a couple of hours ago, I watched

1:20.3

on live TV as Biden got a vaccine. And he also, by the way, he had nipples protruding.

1:26.5

It was very disrespectful. He was wearing like a kind of a tight black shirt and the nips

1:32.2

were on appearance. And I got to say, you know, Joe's brain is clearly cottage cheese,

1:37.3

but he does not have those like pasty fish belly old man arms that you that you know, for

1:43.2

example, Trump has. He's actually got some muscle definition for it. Yeah, surprisingly

1:47.7

for a 78 year old man. Well, yeah, Joe was an athlete like as a boy. He was like, he

1:54.6

probably like, you know, audition for the black socks. Whatever a baseball edition is,

2:01.0

you know, you feel you feel it at home. I don't really care. After that, yeah, after

2:05.6

he got the thing, he thanked Dr. Salk for his amazing invention. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm not

2:10.8

sure. Keep eight men out. I want to I want to bring them in. Yeah. I said, yeah,

2:14.7

Biden, he was, yeah, he was an athletic young man. I mean, he famously like won all those

2:20.2

fights at the segregated swimming pool. You did see his nipples a lot in the God, my dad

2:25.4

could drive a car video. God, come on, dad, drive a car. Yeah. Like I think we all remember

2:30.4

his nips in there. Oh, yeah. But, but yeah, no, like I think that's honestly one of the

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