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Hello and welcome back to Crime and Sports. Yay! Yay! Again Jimmy, the understatement of the year. This is more of a

fan-tell. This is more like your yay should be physical. You should be jumping up and down. You can get the

would be close to the mic. I want to see a karate chop from you. That's how much enthusiasm you should have

for this. Oh my god. Wow, my name is James Petrogallo. I'm here with my co-host.

I'm Jimmy Whistman. What a story do we have for you tonight. It is unbelievable. It's got a Christmas

theme to it. Yes, Merry Christmas. Happy Connicka. Happy whatever the fuck the rest of you celebrate. I

don't know whatever Muslims do to give each other presents. I have no goddamn idea. If that takes

place now, Merry that to you. Give each other never mind. It doesn't mean it's not gonna be me. Yeah,

well, it's not gonna be that. Let's not. We're only a couple minutes in. That's way to be mean

because we have plenty to be mean about. This story tonight is possibly the scumniest thing anyone

has ever done. I'm not even joking around. It's hard. When you hear about what he did, you go,

that guy can't walk around anymore. We can't have him in society. He's one of those people.

And the things he does around it are ridiculous. So he's either doing a horrible crime or

making a complete fool of himself and as public away as humanly possible. It's amazing. I mean,

you will feel the spirit of the holidays today. I'm gonna tell you, Jimmy, you're gonna feel it.

You're gonna feel it in your bones. We're gonna deck the halls. We're gonna deck something

today, Jimmy. I'm gonna tell you because this is a wild tail, wild tail. Before we get into that,

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