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Dumb Blonde

48: Bunnie and FeFe’s Top 5 Rules To Get You Out of The Quarantine Funk

Dumb Blonde

Dumb Blonde Productions

Comedy, Dumbblondepodcast, Laugh, Bunnyxo, Society & Culture, Funny, Comedian, Bunniexo, Tv & Film, Jellyroll

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2020

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

This week, Bunnie and her gal FeFe King talk about all the hilarious and brilliant ways they are staying somewhat sane during this zombie apocalypse. They share their top five tips to get out of the Quarantine funk and into looking hotter, more fit, and tan than ever before. Then, Bunnie shares how much she made on OnlyFans in the first week alone, and FeFe gets a surprise guest appearance from her shoeless husband Al.

Takeaways:

  • It’s easy to fight about the most ridiculous things when you are a couple in quarantine. For Bunnie and Daddy it’s just about a simple drinking cup, where FeFe and Al got into it over the TV remote.
  • FeFe’s quarantine life hacks include setting up a hand sanitizer dispenser right at her door and spraying her grocery bags with alcohol even before they get in the car. Bunnie covers herself from head to toe before going anywhere, and showers non stop.
  • Bunnie’s first week on OnlyFans brought in even more money than she and Jelly expected. Mama can buy a lot of Lysol wipes and toilet paper with that kind of cash.

  • Bunnie and FeFe’s Top 5 Rules To Get You Out of The Quarantine Funk:

  1. Exercise. Even if you have to carry around gallons of milk in your backyard. Use the time that we are allowed to be outside to go on long walks and jogs.
  2. Get outside and when the sun is out, make sure you are spending as much time outdoors as you can! Extra points if you are sunbathing topless in your backyard.
  3. Find a new hobby and side hustle.
  4. Find a vitamin regimen that works for you. Bunnie’s go to’s are: St. John’s Wort, L-methylfolate, Magnesium, Sam-E, and L-Theanine.
  5. Make sure you are having sex. It can be with your partner, with yourself, whatever. We aren’t here to judge - just make sure you are having it. Bunnie created the time and space to bean buzz herself into oblivion, and she has never felt better for it.
  • Extra bonus Quarantine hack: make big meals for people to eat later in the day buffet style. If you use your Insta Pot, you can dump and get some ingredients to have food for your family to eat for days at a time.

Quotes:

  • “Everybody wants to see my pooper. I didn’t even know it.” - B
  • “Just get out and walk - that really changes your mindframe.” - B
  • “I have quarantine heels right now. I have to pedicure myself.” - B
  • “The other day he went to the studio, and I turned this place into the jack shack.” - B

Mentioned:

@mrsfefeking

Bondi Sands Ultra Dark Foam

Nature’s Made Sam-E

Walgreens Vibrators

Yedi Pressure Cooker

Jelly Roll: Twitter | Website | Instagram | YouTube

Check out Bunnie:

@xomgitsbunnie

BunnieXo

@officialdumbblonde

Transcript

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0:00.0

Is this thing on?

0:02.2

What's up you sexy motherfuckers.

0:09.6

Welcome back to another episode of dumb blonde.

0:12.4

Today it's a completely different set up.

0:15.2

We are not in the new studio.

0:16.8

2020 has totally fucked us in the ass with a cactus and we are now back to square one.

0:22.4

We're this all started and I'm doing this at first quarantine podcast with my girl Mrs.

0:27.4

Evie King.

0:28.4

I wouldn't want to do it with anybody else but you.

0:31.5

Girl what the fuck is going on.

0:35.4

I don't know.

0:36.4

I guess we're just all doing the fucking best weekend at this point though.

0:40.8

We're like in the fucking zombie apocalypse right now.

0:44.1

It's crazy.

0:45.1

Like I never thought we'd have a point like this in our lifetimes.

0:49.4

You know how I thought there would be some weird shit happen but never this.

0:52.1

I don't it's just crazy to me.

0:54.1

And there's so many people that are like we've been on lockdown for 30 days.

0:58.0

How long have you guys been on lockdown?

0:59.8

30?

1:00.8

On the 12th it will be 30 days.

1:02.3

Oh my gosh.

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