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🗓️ 12 December 2018
⏱️ 168 minutes
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0:00.0 | Oh, yeah, no both of those rides |
0:04.3 | Yeah, no wonder he wanted to give us a ride again. Yeah, we had to |
0:09.3 | You had this where you have the Uber driver who's terrible, but you're respectful like you're just like |
0:15.2 | I'm just you know you kind of bite your tongue. Well, you want to live |
0:18.4 | Yeah, you want to live you know like a plane |
0:21.0 | I'm not gonna be a dick and then they're like |
0:24.4 | Yeah, I'll give you my card and you can just hit me up |
0:26.4 | Yeah, you're like for what for more of the shit for I'm trying to get nauseous |
0:31.1 | Well, why would I call you and they're like this way we have our own relationship, you know direct and I'm like |
0:36.6 | No, thanks. Well my favorite is that the second guy's car wreaked of the cologne |
0:41.6 | Yeah, I was thrown wanted to throw up the whole time my favorite also was that this guy goes |
0:46.6 | You know who's a dick? Yeah, I need talked about like a famous basketball player and I was like oh really? |
0:52.7 | That's too bad like I guess it happens. He was like yeah, it was real asshole. I was like yeah, that sucks |
0:58.2 | He's like yeah, I mean I went to drop him off and I asked him to take a picture and then he was just like no |
1:03.5 | I'm like wait a minute. Yeah, you made it something. This guy was a dick out of nowhere |
1:06.9 | You mean you were driving him in your professional job and then you insisted on a photo |
1:12.3 | Yeah, someone didn't want to take maybe he's not in the mood because he thinks he's just getting a ride to the airport |
1:17.0 | asshole |
1:18.0 | Things he cannot deal with you at the moment my favorite like everybody should always want to take pictures with me |
1:23.8 | Yeah, he's a human being maybe the guys tired maybe I feel like have fucking taken pictures with you asshole. Yeah, mother fucker. Yeah |
1:35.9 | This is scorpion |
1:37.9 | This is scorpion produced by Mike Coleco. Oh, I'm I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate you most fuck |
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