Hi, everybody. Hope you guys are keeping safe in this really weird time. I just want to let you know that this

episode was recorded way before we went into lockdown. Nigel and I haven't asked our guests to brave the

coronavirus to come and record our podcast. In fact, we're both currently in lockdown by ourselves.

I'm in Sweden. He's in London. So I think it'll be a while before we see other people

again. As you guys know, both Nigel and I are comedians, and all of our live work has been canceled

for the foreseeable future, so we have no source of income. That's why we're putting all of our

focus into the podcast, bringing you at least two episodes a week, and we're currently thinking

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Thank you again, guys, and keep safe.

And now, on with the show.

So if Nigel's uni, what are you?

What am I?

I don't know.

I think I'm just like, um, kumtai mean.

Like just some store-bought ramen.

No, don't say that.

You're going to have some confidence.

What am I?

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