Direct from the Brozky Nation Headquarters in Los Angeles, California,

this is the Brozky Report with your host Brittany Brozky.

Reporting to you live from the Brozky Nation headquarters,

a message urgent and imminent from your Supreme Leader,

it reads as follows.

Hello everyone in Brosky Nation.

Today I have a red alert.

I come to you head in hand.

I come to you vulnerable and with a sorrowful message. And that message is, I've

given up. If you're looking for a sign, this is it.

Give up.

Dude, I'm at my wit's fucking end, dude.

Happy Tuesday guys, or whatever you're listening to this.

I appreciate you. First of all, let me just go

ahead and throw that out there. Second of all, I've given up. I've decided that I've

Dr. Stranged in my mind and I've looked at all at all possible possibilities okay I've gone through every

fucking alternative timeline and the only one that I'm kind of settling on landing on that makes

logical sense is to give up.

Now how did I land on this?

Funny you should ask.

Funny you should ask actually.

It's a funny story.

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