47: Hardware Store Battle and How to Confuse the Air - Funny Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2019

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

If you had one shot to draw anything into existence with no erasing, what would you draw? Find out our answers today in 'The Situation Room'. Then, find out how Andy keeps his house cooled down by confusing the air. Also, when sitting on a toilet seat, would you rather it be super sticky or super slippery? We put the nail into this episode with a draft of hardware store items in a fight to the death. Thanks for listening to another funny episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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0:00.0	This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:06.1	So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:11.6	No, no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes
0:16.3	What? Whoa!
0:18.2	Scars, look at the falling!
0:20.0	I'm still not looking!
0:24.0	And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catded!
0:29.0	Simple! Hey, SpitWaz, you enjoy this show and you want just a little bit more head over.
0:35.0	Hey you! Oh, there you are. You want some more?
0:38.0	I love this show, yes! Oh, that's not annoying at all. Head over to SpitBallersPod.com
0:44.0	and find out how you can become an official supporter of this show and get access to the complete
0:50.0	archives. SpitBallersPod.com
1:00.0	What happens when 3 buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations,
1:06.0	and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
1:10.0	It's the SpitBallersPodcast with Andy Mike and Jason.
1:16.0	Skip at the boot that boot the daddy yard at the boot!
1:20.0	I give that skat two thumbs down!
1:26.0	I don't think you made the right decision when you kept ascending.
1:29.0	Yeah, well you committed to it but you didn't pull it back in.
1:32.0	What should start? You got a complete and I did.
1:35.0	You went falsetto and then you went like dog whistle.
1:39.0	All the dogs are barking.
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