47: Gam047 Leap 2: Rise of the Beast

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2016

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces for an atheist review of Leap 2: Rise of the Beast, a low-budget (no... lower than that) action packed drama about a group of sassy teens that stand up to the Catholic antichrist with a combination of parkour skills, kung fu, and old fashioned pluck. Somehow managing to pack even less parkour into this sequel, filmmaker Chris Tempel seems to have used this film to chastise people who said nothing could be worse than the prequel. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.

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0:00.0	Now I have to ask you guys, do you think they really blew up an apartment for this scene?
0:08.3	Because that was damn realistic.
0:09.8	That was really fucking realistic.
0:12.0	I think they bought, that's not even an on-brand version of After Effects.
0:16.2	This is like before Michael went back to Yugoslavia to work in the salt mines he was like
0:21.4	here as a part thing gifted is called Wifterrhoffing.
0:25.3	He had explosion in the end of the store in the blinking white.
0:30.0	That awful movie!
0:50.9	Welcome back to The Gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema
0:54.8	because we chose the wrong grail.
0:57.0	I'm your host Noah Luciens and sitting 989 miles to my right as my good friend Heath Ann
1:01.6	Wright.
1:02.6	Heath, welcome back.
1:03.6	Thank you, thank you, but I'd prefer if you use my trusser name for now on which is
1:09.0	a pi-boy.
1:10.0	Oh, of course.
1:12.0	Thank you.
1:13.0	And sitting 23,912 miles to my left is my bad friend Eli Bosnich Eli.
1:18.9	How are you this fine afternoon sir?
1:20.9	I'm doing pretty well but I would also prefer if you would use my tracheotomy name.
1:25.4	I like her.
1:30.1	But it's just the eye.
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