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Hello and welcome to a special in-set week supply teacher edition of Remaniacs. It's half-term.

A large chunk of our team are off at centre parks or walking the Appian way or whatever it is they do in the metropolis and bubble on their holidays.

So I'm filling in my name is Andrew Harrison and I'm the producer of this show.

Sitting at the back of the class and throwing orange peel at me today will be two of our regulars.

Peter Collins is our business expert and entrepreneur, a prexologist. Hello Peter, how are you?

Very well, thank you.

After the Cambridge Analytica scandal you're feeling ever happier that you're not on social media at all and cannot be traced in any way.

Well, I hate to say I told you so but actually I do. Don't I hate to say I told you so.

But what I do is whenever I have to go on a social media thing and you have to register to read something that the one thing you can do is throw a little digital spanner in the works because there's no requirement to tell the truth.

So I always register as a 92 year old transsexual from San Francisco called Doris.

And what's your secret identity?

No, I now get these spam emails on the special email address with a fake name that I use for this purpose that says congratulations Doris.

Do you want a prize click here to find out what he's is?

Fantastic. I thought your secret identity was at real Donald Trump but I guess not.

Do you not ever worry that a big data will cross-referency with the electoral role?

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