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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

468-Finesse Mitchell-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2018

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Burps? Yup. Face farts? Uh-huh. Jizz into a cup and then sip your own? You know where you are. It's another episode of the award-winning, life-altering, always enlightening YMH. More evidence that not only is Christine a snitch, she's a hypocrite too! Plus SNL alum Finesse Mitchell stops by to talk some ish and promote his new special, The Spirit Told Me To Tell You, coming to Showtime October 19.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? This is Bill Burr from the All Things Comedy Network. I am very excited to tell you that we are going to be releasing a stand-up special from the unbelievably talented, unbelievably hilarious and unbelievably original Ted Alexander.

0:14.0

He has a new stand-up special called Senior Class of Earth. You can check it out exclusively at atcspecials.com and follow the All Things Comedy Network for more ways to support your favorite comedians.

0:26.0

This is huge for us. This is everything that All Things Comedy was about and wanted to get in business with great artists and help them to maintain control and ownership of what they created.

0:35.0

And this is our first florey into that. Once again, it's called Senior Class of Earth from the great Ted Alexander. You can check it out at atcspecials.com.

0:45.0

The thing, the face of art. It's awesome, Ted. It was amazing. Make your sense. I can't put it together with the face of artis.

0:57.0

Absolutely amazing humongous thanks from me to all of you for making the take it down tour, pre-sale and on sale a wild success.

1:10.0

It's bananas, Gene. I don't think people understand how fast your tickets are going. You're selling out big theaters within hours, minutes.

1:21.0

So if you guys want to go see Tommy, go get your tickets right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now.

1:28.0

Well, here's where we are adding added second shows in San Diego, Dallas, Medford, Washington DC, Chicago, Tampa and Oklahoma City. Some of those are not until midway through 2019 but they've gone fast.

1:45.0

So I really am thankful honored humongous. Thank you very much. By the way, they just a quick point out that normally in Boston you do, you know, I would do like a run at the Wilbur.

1:57.0

Wilbur wasn't available for all the nights. So that's why I'm doing the Shavaya, which is in Medford. I think it's about 20 minutes from downtown.

2:06.0

So Saturday in Boston at Wilbur went lightning fast. Crazy. And that's a huge venue. I mean, the Shavaya is the one we're going to do Friday. So if you are in Boston, that's just where I can add.

2:19.0

Thanks very much. They're all at TomSkurr.com also restating again for all the other cities that you would expect me to go to. I will come. I swear to you.

2:30.0

Those dates will be announced later. That'll be for the second half between 19. We'll announce it on the show. You can get on my email list and you'll get first dibs.

2:39.0

That's going to be, you know, Toronto Vancouver, Minneapolis, Austin, New York, Los Angeles. All those are coming. It'll be later in the year. All right.

2:50.0

Gene, where can people see you? Well, I just picked up the show November 10th in a place called West. Let me see if I get this right. West Syllom Springs, Oklahoma. Can you believe I'm going there?

3:01.0

One night, one show only at the Cherokee Casino there. That should be fine. I've never been to Oklahoma. So there you go. It's Oklahoma with Oklahoma.

3:10.0

Oklahoma. You're right. Sorry. I miss prounds that we've had the 10 o'clock show San Diego, California November 24th. That's Thanksgiving weekend. Get out of the house. Come see me.

3:20.0

Get out of here. Take a hike. And then December 7th, I've added a late show in Phil her up Delphia. The first show sold out. So I've added a 9.45 PM show at the punchline in Philly. And that one on sale two days. Look at those tickets right now, right now, right now.

3:36.0

Also, Jew Dork Titties sold out for a show added second show 10 30 PM at the grammar see theater Jew Dork Titties to somebody. Look at you. Look at you. Look at you. Me and my gorilla tits and I are telling you, I want to call this tour.

3:51.0

These tits were made for talking. Yeah, but my agent was like, no one can say that on local news. Yeah, they want to be able to plug it. Yeah, that's the prop or gorilla tits.

4:01.0

What about what if you just made it Spanish? I like that like these titas were made for talking. I'm not sure what I'm saying. Then you have all these dorky news. People like these titas were titas.

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