#468 BelowDeckMed: Malia! I've Just Kissed A Girl Named Malia!
Watch What Crappens
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4.8 • 16.1K Ratings
🗓️ 31 May 2017
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
The anchors aren't the only things all tangled up on "Below Deck: Mediterranean." There's a whole jumbled love triangle going down. But it's more like a love May Pole, and Malia is at the center. Who will get to kiss her first? And will she even get a say? All that plus important updates on espresso martinis and stern lines.
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| 1:15.9 | Hey everyone, welcome to watch what crapman's a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that |
| 1:19.7 | we just love to watch. |
| 1:20.7 | I'm Ben Mandelker from BSIBLOG.com and the Bantra Blender podcast. |
| 1:25.0 | And joining me is the man of a million anchors that are never tangled. |
| 1:29.2 | It's running carom from trashtalktv.com and the Rosepricks bachelor podcasts. |
| 1:34.0 | Hey, running what's up? |
| 1:35.0 | Well, thank you. |
| 1:36.0 | It's my fastest thing ever anyone's ever said to me. |
| 1:40.2 | Your anchors are always free and untwirled. |
| 1:44.2 | It's a wonderful way to be in life, right? |
| 1:47.1 | This might be the season somebody just crashes into something like every week. |
| 1:51.9 | Like how is this boat even still moving? |
| 1:54.0 | How is it? |
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