Some men are blessed in this life like Mike Huckabee.

He parlorated his success as an Arkansas governor into a career as a celebrated weird

Twitter account.

And well, some powerful men are lucky if they can sign one hideous fail son.

Mike has been blessed with two.

The twin AJs to Sarah's meadow, David and John Mark Huckabee set the standard for sons

both fail and large.

David with his pension for dog murder and bringing loaded guns on the airplanes.

And John Mark with his co-starring role as bump us in the 2018 film Christmas, a revenge

tale in which a video editor refuses a job offer from Huckabee's crime lord on Christmas

Eve and must cut a bloody swath of you all tight vengeance across the rent.

Big mansion.

I'm going to assume it was shot in compared to the political careers of their father and

sister.

These are certainly fail, but much more importantly, these boys are large.

So, just some big, jee-fi boys, the kind of sons you'd find sitting on the floor of your

finished basement smashing light bulbs with a hammer.

Sort of kids you have to hose off in the driveway after they get carried away during a

county fair pie eating con just some extra large sons who love to rub house.

The Huckabee boys two for one.

Yeah.

I mean, you're talking about double size there.

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