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🗓️ 28 October 2020
⏱️ 89 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the Beltway Garage DC's premiere automotive themed political roundtable. |
0:24.7 | If you're the owner of the bootlay garage in Minnetonka, we have your mail and someone |
0:29.5 | named Laura called looking for you. I'm Virgil Texas with me as always former diners club member |
0:34.9 | Matt Christmas. Hey, hey, so this is it. Oh my God. Can you believe it? It's the end of the road. |
0:45.7 | An 18 wheeler has just rolled into the garage and on the side of it is spray painted the word |
0:51.5 | democracy because every four years Americans put on their voting jackets, take the L train down |
0:58.3 | to the Montessori school and pull lever after lever after lever to choose the next leader of the |
1:05.2 | free world. And every four years we in the Beltway Garage cast the most important votes of all. |
1:13.9 | No, we don't actually vote in the election. We are ineligible to vote because of bullshit |
1:19.3 | anti vaping laws at polling places. No, we cast our ballots in public as we give our predictions |
1:27.0 | for who will win the 2020 elections. You know, I never had pulled a lever. I really wanted to as a |
1:33.7 | kid. That was when I was really looking forward to I always watch guys and movies and shit pull |
1:37.6 | levers. I can't wait to go vote on the dang lever. And then I never got to. Well, at various |
1:42.4 | by state, you were like you were a pebble in the jar state. Yeah, yes. I was a slap the donkey in |
1:48.6 | the ass instead of the mule state. Now, now before we get to our predictions, which I know that you |
1:55.1 | want our predictions, you you we have guided you for the past 43 years on this program of about |
2:04.2 | who the winners and losers of each week have been. So of course, you want our predictions and we're |
2:08.8 | going to give them. Before we get into it, I want to get serious for a moment. Voting is something |
2:14.9 | you can do if you need to kill a few hours. Let's say it's 8 a.m. in the Lego store. It doesn't |
2:21.3 | open till noon. Go vote. Let's say you're waiting for acid to kick in. Go vote. Those are just two |
2:28.7 | of what's like a half dozen reasons that you should vote. Isn't that right? Yes. My number one is |
2:34.8 | that I really enjoy putting the paper in the machine and seeing the number go up. It's a tactile |
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