#4632 Grays In The Grass

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew kick off the new year by revisiting one of their favorite poems and the performer who made it famous. They also check-in with listener Jami, who has a list of the Top Five Low-Stake Adult Fears one might face.

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0:00.0	I read poetry and sonnets, and he plays the upright bass.
0:05.0	Yama kipoebe, sederefakebo, wind dog latin, he quotes,
0:10.0	UJ, savers array!
0:17.0	Well, he bit all the he dogs and winked at all the she dogs.
0:21.6	The town never knew such a hullabaloo as that little dog raised till the end of that day.
0:28.6	We just have a good rhythm together, you know.
0:31.6	He sort of feels me out, I feel him out, and we go for it.
0:35.6	TVTL.
0:41.5	You're hungry, you're confused.
0:44.4	Your face is streaked with dry tears,
0:47.0	and you don't even remember when you started crying.
0:49.7	In 1971, Bill Greta invented Microsoft.
0:52.8	Wouldn't it be cool if I can remember my dingus password for my email?
0:57.0	I'm the king of the castle and you're the dirty rascal.
1:00.0	Crash into me!
1:02.0	Crash into me!
1:03.0	Ladies and gentlemen, congratulations.
1:05.0	This plan is off to a great start.
1:07.0	Well, all right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:16.6	Two bros, bro in it up.
1:19.0	My name's Luke Burbank.
1:20.3	I am your host.
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