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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4629 You're A Clean One Mr. Grinch

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Hanna Brooks Olsen joins the show to talk about the Forensic Sciences Club she started in high school, why she's been staying up until 4 in the morning, and how to get someone out of bed with Sour Patch Kids. She also presents her own list of Top Five Most Satisfying Things To Clean.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I think what they were doing was good.

0:03.0

Well, you rehearsed, you rehearsed. You rehearse. You get it perfect. You know exactly what you're doing. And then what? And then you forget about it. Let me pinpoint you. You said they learn it, they forget it, and that's okay. That's great. Well, they've forgotten it. But they never learned it. So when do they learn it? I'm just saying when do we have a time? But what I'm saying is if they're going to forget it anyway, then what difference does it make?

0:23.0

I mean, you But what I'm saying is if they're going to forget it anyway, then what difference does it make?

0:23.6

I mean, you see what I mean?

0:24.6

It's like one of those, it's a Zen thing.

0:27.6

It's like, you know, how many babies, you know, fit in the tire thing, that whole, the old joke, you know.

0:36.6

TBTL.

0:42.3

The new phone bucks here. The new phone box here.

0:45.5

I'm somebody now.

0:47.3

Millions of people.

0:48.3

Look at this book every day.

0:50.0

This is the kind of spontaneous publicity.

0:52.5

Your name in print that makes people. Where are you guys? Have I lost you in the land of spontaneous publicity. Your name in print that makes people!

0:55.1

Where are you guys?

0:56.6

Have I lost you in the land of Never Never?

0:58.9

I've only ever said I love you to two men my entire life.

1:02.3

Stone Cold Steve Austin and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin.

1:08.9

I know these guys are annoying, but that's all I got.

1:16.1

It's party time, chumps.

1:19.5

Well, hello, everyone, and welcome to a very special mid-holidays edition of TBTL.

1:26.9

This is, of course, the podcast that just may be too beautiful to live.

1:31.3

I love these guys. They make funny with their mouths. My name is Andrew Walsh. Luke is out today,

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