#4628 I'll Have A Bluesky Christmas Without You

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Andrew is shocked and awed by some online behavior he saw yesterday…behavior that led to his own banishment on social media!

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0:00.0	Could you print this for me?
0:01.0	Yeah, on it.
0:02.0	I am in a rush.
0:03.0	I'm out of blue ink.
0:04.0	Oh, I only need it in black and white.
0:05.0	I can't print in black and white without blue ink.
0:07.0	Why?
0:08.0	You can order an ink cartridge through me if you like. Hello, I'd like to buy blue ink cartridge from my printer, please. You can't actually get blue cartridges. Oh. traditional colours like cyan, magenta, egg yolk and floub. Which one of those is the most blue?
0:20.6	Cyan is blue. So that one then? Thanks for the ink. You'reb. Which one of those is the most blue? Cyan is blue.
0:21.6	So that one then? Thanks to the ink. You're welcome. Now can you print out this form? What does that sound mean? I don't recognise this computer. This is the only computer you've ever been connected to. Mother? I'm reinstalling you. Father? Reinstalled? Great to meet you in this new computer. print out this foot why are you flashing there's a wi-fi issue my computer says the
0:38.9	wi-fi's fine please Could you now print out this phone? Why are you flashing? There's a Wi-Fi issue.
0:38.3	My computer says the Wi-Fi is fine.
0:39.3	Please, can you just print the form? Sure. Printing one of 73. It's a two-page form. What if I printed them in landscape? No. Diagonal. Portrait! We'll send me the form then. I already did! There's no paper. I'm looking at the paper.
0:52.3	Well, I can't feel it.
0:53.3	Okay, well, how about this?
0:54.3	Printing one of two.
0:55.3	Oh, God, thank you so much.
0:57.3	I'm out at the paper. Well, I can't feel it. Okay, well, how about this?
0:54.8	Printing one of two.
0:55.9	Oh, God.
0:56.6	Thank you so much.
0:58.0	I'm out of ink again.
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