#4625 The Burbank Always Promotes Twice

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Luke and Andrew finally do what they promised to do yesterday: Namely, talk about the best times and places to eat candy. Plus, Andrew's adventures in old-timey cinema continue!

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0:00.0	That's funky. I like that. Thank you, yes. Yeah, that's a fun card.
0:11.0	Where does the music come from?
0:15.0	There's a small chip-in speaker set that goes into the back of the card.
0:19.0	Was it a CD? No, it's more like a chip and speaker set that we, it's very small and it's about the size of your thumbnail.
0:28.6	We just put it right inside the back of the card.
0:30.6	Like headphones?
0:31.6	No, this is a computer chip that's devoted really to one function only, the playing of the song when we open
0:40.4	the card, and then I guess you could say its second function is turning off at this point.
0:46.0	Like a Walkman?
0:47.5	No, it's not like a Walkman at all.
0:52.5	TBTL!
0:58.5	Okay, stop.
1:00.3	I feel like I'm watching regional theater, you guys.
1:03.6	God, am I in the Cleveland Playhouse or something?
1:05.8	Let me ask you something.
1:07.0	Why would a review make the point of saying someone's not a genius?
1:10.5	Do you think I'm especially not a genius?
1:12.8	And for our viewing pleasure, I packed terms of E.
1:15.9	Then we're going to bring it up with little fried greens to the tea,
1:19.0	and then Hope floats with Sandy B.
1:21.0	Does somebody die in that one?
1:23.1	They die in all of them.
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