What I like to do is first lay down a kind of syncopated beat that isn't so much about what it is

altogether. It's more about the modulation and what it is once it starts. It's a little bit of a groove

more than it is a rock beat. I do a flam rest, flam rest, flam rest, followed by sort of kind of an intricate African

thing on the low drums. So it goes like so. The pattern is you ride on this tom here. Hopefully

you've got the 17 tombs. And it goes something like this. TBTL.

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Oh, boy.

Who keeps putting Twizzlers in the fridge?

I told, is it Sarah?

Crystal.

She likes me. Okay, well, Crystal, you and I are going to have another Twizzler talk. I cannot believe this stuff is on the radio. This is what our youth is being subjected to. That was great. That was good. You went for it. I appreciate that. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. This is a whole new level of nerd. That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.

Well, all right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

It's electric and there's no turning back.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

They just want you to be normal, and clearly you're not.

Coming to you from the Madrona Hill Studio, perched high above the mighty Columbia,

on another rainy Monday, where we've made it friends to episode 4,624 in a collector series.

Let the fun begin.

It's beginning to look a lot like list miss.

That's right.

We've got a list today that we're going to talk about of the best situations in which one can be eating candy.

Here's my sweet stash. Let's a freaking party.

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