#4623 Exhausting Reality's Bullpen

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Luke heard back from David Sedaris after emailing him yesterday about a detail from a recent essay. Luke and Andrew also discuss the absolutely bonkers Thursday Night Football game last night, and how Jay-Z helped the Seahawks win. And they hear from a former banker who has some intel on bad pennies.

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0:00.0	Your son has clearly been brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr. Burns.
0:04.7	Are you sure you can get him back for us?
0:07.2	Absolutely.
0:08.5	I'm the one who successfully deprogrammed Jane Fonda, you know.
0:11.7	What about Peter Fonda?
0:13.4	Oh, that was a heartbreaker.
0:15.4	But I did get Paul McCartney out of wings.
0:18.0	You idiot! He was the most talented one.
0:20.5	T. T. T.L.
0:27.6	Guess what day it is.
0:29.7	Guess what day it is?
0:31.6	It's Friday, Friday.
0:34.1	Gonna get down on Friday.
0:36.0	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
0:38.3	It's people who identify as nerdy,
0:41.3	rapping about the things they love,
0:43.3	video games, science fiction,
0:45.3	having a hard time meeting romantic partners.
0:48.3	Losers, in other words.
0:49.3	Well, who keeps putting Twizzlers in the fridge?
0:51.3	I told, is it Sarah?
0:53.3	Crystal. Crystal doesn't. She likes some cool about that. Okay, well, Crystal, you and I are going to have another Twizzler talk. Why don't we go get a beer? I'll give you some advice, and we can have what the kids are calling a sausage mess. All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
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