460 - Masque of the Orange Death (10/5/20)

Chapo Trap House

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4.6 • 9.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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President Trump got covid lmao

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0:00.0	Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
0:03.6	God bless our president! I will die for him! I will die for that man happily!
0:08.3	I will die for him!
0:09.5	Anyway, I want to mess with him, you messaged me first!
0:12.3	Get in the cure on that man!
0:13.8	Look at me, Jamie-in!
0:16.3	It's all for you!
0:30.0	Ladies and gentlemen, we have some breaking news here.
0:42.8	Olympus is paused.
0:48.8	Olympus, a white house down, white house blown.
0:52.9	So, yeah, let's just get into it.
0:55.4	Grandpa pissed his pants again.
0:58.0	He don't give a damn.
1:00.0	Brother Trump has both lungs gone.
1:02.7	He ain't been right since Vietnam.
1:05.5	Sweet homerilago, play that dead press song.
1:10.3	Turn those speakers up, but last play it all night long.
1:15.2	The president has brusolosis, but we'll get through somehow.
1:19.7	You know, you probably spent the long weekend just bathing in
1:24.7	Twitter being fun and good again because our-
1:26.5	Oh, man!
1:27.4	Our big-wet president, his lungs are currently filling with the same big
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