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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

460. Die By Fire

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.826.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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0:00.0

Runk

0:02.5

Hey guys, welcome to congratulations, the episode 460.

0:09.5

Crazy, Shit. Heck yeah. It is, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the summer's gone, dude, I mean, the summer's gone, dude.

0:39.8

And that's fine.

0:42.3

And I'm starting, which means one thing.

0:47.5

Now that the summer's over, I'm starting to get that thing in my throat again, where after I eat, I got to clear my throat.

0:54.8

A yes, dude.

0:56.0

And it is the most annoying thing.

0:58.1

But you know what, dude?

0:59.0

You know what that means?

0:59.8

Life's good.

1:01.8

Life is good because it's, that's not a bad thing to have be the most annoying thing in

1:08.7

your life.

1:09.0

Now, are there other things that are devastating sure

1:11.8

but on the annoying on the annoying tip no not the annoying tip um so so so devastating yeah i got

1:20.6

that's going on in life because life is life right um but uh and it is cool how i got my computer back if you notice it was broken remember

1:31.0

that i took it to the um apple store and they fixed it and i had apple care and i didn't even know i

1:37.0

had apple care so check that out um and uh they fixed it and they called me today and i it today. So I was able to do the podcast today with my computer. And I went there. The lady was really sweet. She was like, oh, it is you. And I was like, yeah. She said, oh, I saw the name. And I was like, and then i got to thinking like other other chrystalia

2:01.0

out there and there are there's one other chrystalia that i know about and he's my age and he lives

2:05.2

in los angeles california how weird is that uh so maybe i could have been him but it was me anyway

2:11.6

um i have that annoying thing in my throat, which is cool.

2:18.9

I ate two cans of tuna.

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