46: GAM046 Leap

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2016

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

This week Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces for an atheist review of Leap, a no-budget film about four friends who decide to use their remedial gymnastic skills to save souls for Jesus, despite ominous warnings from one of those teams of atheists that kill Christian parkour ministers. With substantially substandard cinematography, acting, music, editing, ADR, stunts, writing, and plot; Leap makes a valiant effort at being the worst movie we've ever reviewed. --- If you'd like to chime in on locations for our 2017 national tour, you can take the survey here. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.

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0:00.0	With BT Broadband and TV, you can say goodbye to boredom and hello to...
0:04.5	Huh?
0:30.0	It is when I point out that there are actually R impressive park or vaults that can be done with a rail like that, so that you guys know that...
0:40.5	There are people who could do back flips and handstands and shit, it's not just slowly heaving one thigh over it and then the other.
0:47.4	The way I get onto the toilet.
0:51.2	Okay, now I'm here.
0:55.8	And I'm in here.
0:57.8	Get the winch.
0:59.0	Small cover is sweat.
1:03.6	God awful.
1:09.2	Movie.
1:17.4	Welcome back to the Gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because we're pissed off at our eyes.
1:26.4	I'm your host, Noah Luzonz, and sitting to my immediate left in sort of an astronomical sense is my good friend Heath and Wright Heath. Welcome back.
1:33.4	Greatest thing that ever happened, so excited.
1:37.4	Really, really good.
1:38.4	And sitting 989 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnig. Eli, how are you this fine afternoon sir?
1:44.4	I have never been better in my life is how I am.
1:50.4	A lot of teas early on right here, so obviously we can't contain ourselves here. Heath tell us what will we be breaking down today?
1:58.4	All right, we watched Leap.
2:01.4	It's the story of some Slavic French Canadian Russian Dutch college students who teach an American kid about Jesus in exchange for less than a year.
2:13.4	And in exchange for lessons in Michael Scott style parkour.
2:18.4	So if you're hoping that Tommy Wiseau would remake the room except with jumping over handrails instead of naval porn, well congratulations.
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