459: You Get One Stabbin'

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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0:00.0	Runk
0:02.5	Hello guys and welcome to the newest episode
0:09.6	And every week it's the newest episode of congratulations
0:13.7	Crazy Crazy. Congratulations. Congratulations.
0:21.6	Congratulations. I believe it's episode 459.
0:38.1	But look, it's like, you know, every week we have the newest episode.
0:45.3	So that's just fantastic.
0:47.1	I don't know if most podcasts are doing that.
0:50.2	We took a week off of the Wight of Lif lifeline so if you're a subscriber to super good
0:57.1	studios uh um that we we we took a week off because we had to um but we are back next week like uh you know
1:07.8	just like you know look i don't think we've ever taken a break.
1:11.7	So, but, uh, it is what it is.
1:17.4	And, uh, I got to tell you, man, I, first of all, I'm going to Houston.
1:26.7	I've been doing these club dates this summer, as you know.
1:32.7	And then, yeah, I got my Europe dates and I got my, you know, my, my, I got Salt Lake City coming up, Boise, Washington, D.C., you know, I think Pittsburgh.
1:42.8	Go to Christy.com.
1:43.8	See all my dates. You get tickets. But I think Pittsburgh. Go to chrissade.com. See all my dates.
1:46.1	You get tickets.
1:47.2	But I've been doing these club dates.
1:49.9	And, you know, last time I did Huntsville, Alabama, and it was, you know, it was fine.
1:57.3	It's not my market.
1:58.5	I did Miami for the first.
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