Ladies and gentlemen, welcome the Tim Dillon show.

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My Lububoos, my Chinese voodoo dolls, evil, and yet protect me here as well.

What did Dick Cheney say you have to work with the dark side?

A friend of mine gave these to me.

We had some fun with them at the comedy store.

I do think they're evil, and I will get rid of them.

I do not like them.

They give me an uneasy feeling.

I don't like them.

I think it's not great that we have these Chinese voodoo dolls

circulating amongst the population.

There people are clipping them onto their travel bag.

Planes are going to start going down.

They already are.

There's something odd about fentanyl stuffed Chinese voodoo dolls being attached to people's

belt loops and people are wearing them like

necklaces and they're actually kind of creepy critters. They're not aesthetically pleasing.

They're not cute. They're kind of creepy. And everyone agrees they're kind of creepy and off-putting.

Even the most ardent fans of the Luboo Boo Boo will agree that it's sort of a monkey's

paw. But they're a status symbol. And like many things, it is completely devoid of meaning. And in a world that is increasingly devoid of meaning.

And in a world that is increasingly devoid of meaning, it absolutely makes sense that people will be entranced by different things like this, collectibles.

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