#454 Do Better: An Unattainable New Years Resolution Podcast with Sarah Tollemache

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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 11 January 2022

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Sarah Tollemache and ever-fatter former non-steroid winner of Sober October Ari Shaffir sit on a treadmill in a gym they’ll never use to go over ways they’re going to no way change about themselves this year. Sarah is on the phone like 160 hours a day. And I haven't come up with a decent new resolution in a decade. They’re two losers who are fine with it, shooting the poop about what you guys need to do better in the coming year. This one is best listened to in a church confessional booth.

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Beyoncé - Flawless

The Three Degrees - Year of Decision

Ok Go - Here it goes again

Skid Row - 18 and Life

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Transcript

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0:00.0	You guys are gonna have to accept that.
0:03.4	Just right, just deal with it.
0:04.8	That's your problem.
0:05.8	That's your resolutions.
0:06.8	Yeah.
0:07.8	Accept our flaws.
0:08.8	We didn't ever intend to go into hosting a fucking radio show.
0:12.4	So we're doing the best we can.
0:14.1	Quit fucking critiquing us.
0:15.6	Well this is not our skill set.
0:17.4	I don't know anything about technology.
0:18.8	I have a thought alcoholic walk me through this.
0:21.4	He does this hard.
0:23.2	And everyone's like, your sound is off and I'm like, it's fine.
0:26.2	It's fine, it's good enough.
0:28.2	Thank you.
0:29.2	Let it go.
0:30.3	Oh yeah.
0:31.3	Irak!
0:49.4	Everybody happy new year and welcome to Ariesha Fear's Get the Tank Podcast.
1:09.4	Oh I just realized now what I wanted to tell you in the introduction about my fucking epic journey.
1:15.4	Journey is a little bit heavy trip trip. Journey is a little heavy handed.
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