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The James Altucher Show

453 - Pete Holmes: The Beauty of Healing Through Jokes

The James Altucher Show

James Altucher

Education, Business

4.62.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2019

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Pete Holmes wants to rearrange the molecular structure of your brain. NOT through science. He wants to do it through comedy. And masturbation jokes. "When my wife left me," he said, "I realized that comedy is noble. People are hurting and it's a good thing to do. I know I'm being a little bit high-hoped about stand-up, but good comedy can alchemize pain into pleasure. And I'm getting emotional, but that's f***ing beautiful." Don't let these quotes fool you, though. This episode is as hilarious as it is philosophical. And if you like that, also check out Pete's new book "Comedy Sex God." I write about all my podcasts! Check out the full post and learn what I learned at jamesaltucher.com/podcast.    Thanks so much for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe to "The James Altucher Show" and rate and review wherever you get your podcasts: Apple Podcasts Stitcher iHeart Radio Spotify   Follow me on Social Media: YouTube Twitter Facebook Linkedin Instagram ------------What do YOU think of the show? Head to JamesAltucherShow.com/listeners and fill out a short survey that will help us better tailor the podcast to our audience!Are you interested in getting direct answers from James about your question on a podcast? Go to JamesAltucherShow.com/AskAltucher and send in your questions to be answered on the air!------------Visit Notepd.com to read our idea lists & sign up to create your own!My new book, Skip the Line, is out! Make sure you get a copy wherever books are sold!Join the You Should Run for President 2.0 Facebook Group, where we discuss why you should run for President.I write about all my podcasts! Check out the full post and learn what I learned at jamesaltuchershow.com------------Thank you so much for listening! If you like this episode, please rate, review, and subscribe to "The James Altucher Show" wherever you get your podcasts: Apple PodcastsiHeart RadioSpotifyFollow me on social media:YouTubeTwitterFacebookLinkedIn See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

This isn't your average business podcast and he's not your average host.

0:06.4

This is the James Altiger Show on the Choose Yourself Network.

0:10.4

Today on the James Altiger Show.

0:15.4

To me, when my wife left me, I realized that comedy is noble.

0:19.4

People are hurting and it's good.

0:22.4

It's good.

0:23.4

It's like a good thing to do.

0:25.4

Think about an audience if you afterwards think about the individuals,

0:28.2

the heart breaks that are in the audience.

0:30.2

Some of them are being cheated on.

0:32.0

Some of them just got sober.

0:33.6

You know what I mean?

0:34.4

Some of them, they just lost a parent.

0:36.2

Two guys are the two's drink minimum on most clubs.

0:38.2

They just got sober.

0:40.2

Two items.

0:41.2

It's a two item minimum here at Stand Up New York.

0:45.2

And you really are, and I don't use this in a religious way.

0:49.2

You're ministering to them.

0:50.2

You're ministering in the way that someone bringing chicken soup is ministering to a sick person.

0:55.2

So you can really relieve that tension.

0:57.2

So what are you going to do with that?

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