What is up guys? You're listening to the show. What is the show? Welcome to the show for the reals. That's right.

Say goodbye to the lies, to fakeness and delusions, a modern society, and welcome to Motherfucker

Reality. I was distracted. I was distracted by this amazing trophy that sits right here in front of the world

for everybody to see. See? It's right here. You know what that trophy is for? This would be an

funniest Motherfucker on this show. I was distracted. Now these guys thought they were going to play a

fucking joke on me. They got what they think to be a female goat. That's a man. What do they call a female

goat? Manies or doves? Oh really? Are you sure? I work at Peter. Okay, Google it. Yeah. But see, they

fucked up because really what they did was they got me a goat trophy that has two weeners. All right. So what?

Yes, it's super fucking goat. It's like the goat of the goats. Okay. Like what would you do if you had

two big ass weeners? You would be double DJ. Okay, I'm just saying. Fuck you guys. That's two weeners.

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