#452 Chicks Suck with Emma Willmann

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🗓️ 21 December 2021

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Emma Willman and I talk about women. What they like. And a loooooot about what they don’t like. It was a funny conversation that I really could only have with a chick who dates chicks. Emma’s standup is hilarious and she’s constantly ranting about how much girls annoy her. I’m sure you guys have your own gripes. Feel free to let me know about them.

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0:00.0	You ever update somebody and hate them while you're dating them?
0:03.1	Of course!
0:04.6	Absolutely!
0:06.4	98% of the time!
0:08.1	And then why can't you get out of it?
0:09.4	I, and or I'll get out of it by being a coward and cheating.
0:12.6	Oh right.
0:13.2	Yeah.
0:13.9	Which I, the worst of me comes out in relationships.
0:16.4	Cause I used to do relationships kind of addictly too where it's like,
0:18.9	I'll meet someone and then I'd hyper fixate on it and get really excited and then I'll try to
0:23.2	win them over and then all of a sudden I'd be like, I don't even know this.
0:27.5	Or I'd be like, I won them over but they don't even know me.
0:30.4	They think they like me but they don't know me.
0:32.5	This thing you put on for them.
0:33.6	Which is unfair to them either.
0:35.2	Fuck them.
0:36.3	Fuck them.
0:37.1	Absolutely.
1:05.1	I hate women, I hate women, I hate women, it's true
1:12.1	I hate women, I hate women, if you're a woman, I hate you
1:19.1	I hate women, I hate them right now, I'll only stick my dick inside another man
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