#450 Unicycling In A Homeless Toilet with Jeff Danis and Ryan O'Neill

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🗓️ 7 December 2021

⏱️ 166 minutes

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Summary

Comedians and Beach Cops Ryan Oneill and Jeff Danis join me at a park in Los Angeles right outside an area where all the homeless people of Los Angeles take their malnourished dumps. It stunk so bad. The flies were not as unbearable as the stench that brought them. It’s always a great time with the D&O!

We saw vapid LA morons unicycle by looking for attention any way they can get it, as is the way in Los Angeles. It’s a horrible town. And we’ve seen it turn our friends into soulless mental patients with enough money to somehow avoid being committed.

I think we also saw the beginning of a guerilla porn shoot in the woods. That and a tremendous moment where it was all O'neill could do to stop from trying to kill a deer with the blade he keeps tucked between his balls.

The title is a metaphor for how tenuous it is to navigate life in Hollywood without losing your humanity. Fun pod!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	So you say something like that's really deep and you're like which is funny those comics are obviously some of the most fucked up people
0:05.4	Should listen to anything we say we got nothing together. We always preface like look
0:10.8	More on yeah, we're complete idiots. You can listen to beach cops. It's one of the you're brain will leak out of your ear
0:18.0	I mean not only will you get dumber you'll get far dumber. Yes, but that's a point of it
0:22.9	But you'll get shredded, but people also will say like bitch. I'm listening
0:26.8	I like when people like this is so stupid and I was like yeah, that's what comedy used to be
0:56.8	Welcome everybody to a Danish and O Neil episode that's right
1:06.6	Are you sure for your skipper take episode?
1:09.9	400 and 50
1:11.9	MCM XX I X C I X I
1:15.6	Danish on Neil come on every single episode talk about their brand of
1:20.3	Generic comedy and whatever else we have on our plates. They're the best and my favorite guests
1:24.8	That's why I have back over 50 episodes. They keep me in check on the darkest realms of reality
1:28.8	You might know them from the data from the beach cops patreon number seven number seven patreon in comedy across the globe
1:35.9	Number six is a Cambodian podcast comedy podcast called see if I can pronounce right
1:41.9	Lop Lops wrong Lops wrong sushi
1:47.6	Lops wrong Lops wrong sushi song
1:50.8	And it means a
1:53.9	Four-bulls of murder and what they do is they uncover every week they uncover a different murder on polpots regime that went awry
2:01.0	You know sort of a blooper's real one of them I just saw the video is crazy for this so polpots people used to fucking slam babies
2:09.0	Take them by the feet slam babies their enemies against the trees
2:11.7	And there's a tree's got dented from all the babies. They fucking scull anyway. There's one
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