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Hello Dysfunction

45: Pilots Be Drunk

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2019

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

This week the girls are back with lots of talk about Hawaii and the introduction of Dottie. Getting old sucks, weird dreams and lots of listener questions.

Enjoy.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Runn't. Running just as fast as we can.

0:19.0

What song is that?

0:20.0

Holding on to one another chance.

0:22.8

Tell me, see if you can guess it.

0:24.1

Trying to get away into the night.

0:27.4

Then you put your arms around me and we stumble to the ground

0:31.0

and then you say, I think we're alone now.

0:34.8

I had a dance routine to that.

0:36.7

It's Tiffany.

0:38.1

With a side pony tail.

0:40.2

With Kelly's sister Jenny time.

0:41.8

I remember we went up to my grandma and we were like,

0:43.2

watch this, watch this, and we fucking sang it

0:45.4

and fucking snaked with it.

0:47.9

Did you have one biker shorts?

0:49.8

I know I probably out on a swimsuit because you know I lived in swimsuits.

0:54.2

My mom would have to peel it off me in my sleep and it would be like stuck at the crotch because I'd wear it for like two weeks straight.

1:02.1

You're disgusting. Oh, I was. I never want to take my swimsuits off. Are we recording? Okay. Keep that. There you go. There's some

1:11.0

juicy shit. Literally.

1:13.0

Ew! I did. I lived in swimsuits as a kid and Naya was like that.

1:19.0

That's so funny.

1:20.0

Naya was like that. I used to have to wait until she was asleep to take it off her she wasn't as mouthy

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