What Most People Think

Hello and welcome to episode

How the fuck are you?

I hope that earlier this week you were nursing

a massive hangover from getting down back down the pub. Did you go at the pub? Did you support

the pub economy? Did you? A lot of people didn't. Turns out there's a lot of fannies in this

country, don't they? Just sit there going, I just don't you know, just don't feel really scared.

Get down the fucking pub, okay? It's one of the rare occasions in your life where you'll be able to develop a mild drink problem. You can go out three times a week and you can say, I'm doing it for the economy. I'm doing it for the economy. What, your alcoholism will never be more noble than it is right now. Now, I, I had a pint and you say, what pint did you have, Jeff? This is the crucial thing. I had a pint of Peroni. Now, I might get some stick for that for being like a basic beer bitch or whatever it is I am, but I like the basic stuff that I'm supposed to like. I'm sorry, what can I say? I like science fiction films. I like films with robots and spaceships. I like, you know, I like curry, right? I like Nando's.

I like all the stuff I'm supposed to like. But look, and hey, you know, an Italian beer, so you can't say that I'm xenophobic.

And so this is what most people think. So this is the show that thinks, you know, maybe Prince Harry is being held against his will.

But Jeff, that's misogynistic to say it.

Do you not think that Harry could think these things independently?

I could credit it, but when I watch the videos,

I just look at the way he looks at the camera, the way that she looks at him.

Like, yeah, just like she's squeezing his fucking balls from underneath.

I know he, look, I know that Harry could have all these identity pursuits.

And obviously Harry's mother was that person, right, with landmines and whatnot.

But I just think that he is punching so far above his weight.

That his balls are just constantly saying, just do it.

Do what she says.

Stay in this game. She is is amazing looking just fucking say it something about the commonwealth just say it uh i have already sworn there

so it's worth doing this week's cuss count from the last show which is where we keep track of

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