449: Trainwreck: Poop Cruise

True Crime Obsessed

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4.2 • 34.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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GRAB YOUR RED HAZMAT BAGS AND GIRD YOUR LOINS, CUZ IT'S TIME TO SET SAIL ON THE POOP CRUISE! Today is the day, Fam and we are screaming with excrement...I MEAN EXCITEMENT. Ugh, don't go on cruises, my loves, UNLESS YOU LOVE THEM IN WHICH CASE LIVE YOUR LIFE, but beware and be prepared so you know what URINE for. OK, oh my God, just go listen to the epoopsode.

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0:00.0	All right, question for the room.
0:01.3	Yeah, just you and me here.
0:02.8	The royal room, whatever.
0:04.3	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:05.0	Did anyone else, like, kind of start rooting for the ship at any point? Because these people are awful? I mean, look, fam, we're recording two cruise episodes today. We're on the high seas all day. Episode one of Amy Bradley. Just don't ever go on a cruise. Don't ever go on one. Who are you talking to?
0:01.0	I know. I know.
0:02.0	Everything about a cruise sounds like a nightmare.
0:04.0	But at one point, I you talking to? I know. I know.
0:20.9	Never, everything about a cruise sounds like a nightmare. But at one point, I was like,
0:24.3	everyone's terrible. I know. Just follow directions for five seconds. At the same time,
0:28.8	these people have a little bit of a leg to stand on. Of course, a multi-zillion dollar
0:32.6	company is not, is very ill-prepared. But like, at one point, I'm like, ladies, please.
0:36.4	I know, I know. Hi, Julian Medvedevalli. Hi, Patrick Hines. Do you want to go on a party barge cruise? I don't. Okay. Like, I've felt, and I know I'm not alone here. I felt very validated.
0:54.8	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:55.9	No, 100%. I'm actually rethinking party barges and everything. Say, told you. At all. Girl, tell them to join the disc game. Please join the Discord. We have so much fun in there. I'm actually going to reference things I learned about cruises. Like, I just asked, I was like, question for the Discord. Oh my God.
0:50.9	Can you help me out here?
0:51.8	Because I don't really know
0:52.4	what I'm talking about
0:53.1	and like who's been on a cruise.
0:54.3	I have questions for you.
0:55.0	Oh, wow.
0:55.5	So like that, I tell everyone like, question for the Discord. Oh, my God. Can you help me out here? Because I don't really know what I'm talking about and, like, who's been on a cruise?
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