448-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2018

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

This one is just Jean and Jean. We find yet another man who is putting it out there for the world wide web with a plea that is sure to touch a woman's heart. We find a man who represents the Dark Siiiiiide and you may not be ready for it. Plus, is Hummus good to eat before a massage? How many days is too many without a shower? AND - we may have uncovered the secret to what the Try It Out guy is saying! Four Stroke Life Shirts are now in store! Get one just to annoy Christina. Wear them to her shows! Please support our sponsors: Brooklinen.com Code word - MOM SaatvaMattress.com

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0:00.0	Attention, Vegas Mommies. This is the water champ. Let me know. I have a special announcement.
0:07.0	June 4th, I will be taping another Netflix special, a half hour, is called the degenerates
0:14.7	of comedy and Joey Diaz will also be recording that night. If you would like free tickets
0:21.0	to this Netflix taping, go to my website, Christina P online, click on the link and you have
0:27.3	to use the code your mom. Why oh, you are M O M to get these free tickets and because
0:34.1	you use that promo code, why oh, you are M O M, you will get excellent seating. I was
0:40.2	told fans of your mom's house get to sit up front, but you've got to use that promo code
0:46.6	when you sign up for your free tickets in Las Vegas. June 4th, the link is at Christina
0:52.4	P online and I hope to see you guys there. Okay, on with the show.
0:59.4	Jeanne. Yeah, it is a cool sound. So I added shows last week in Boise, Idaho. I hope
1:28.4	you got any free tickets to the Boise theater. Why are you sooo caterpillar better.
1:47.3	Try to get tickets to this one.
1:49.3	Try to get tickets to this one.
1:51.3	Try to get them.
1:52.3	What else?
1:53.3	There's a few tickets left for the third show in New Orleans, September 29th.
1:59.3	Breastball's Beach of Florida, the West Palm Beach Improv has shows or tickets that is in August.
2:06.3	And where did I add?
2:08.3	I added or I have a show in Sacramento.
2:11.3	October 6th.
2:12.3	I have a show in Fresno, October 26th.
2:16.3	And in Bakersfield, October 27th, those are on sale.
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