Well, hello everybody.

Hey look, I know I'm a day late.

This is the Harland Highway. I'm Harlan Williams.

I'm going to explain the tardiness the lateness normally I'm not a guy for excuses

but I think I got a pretty good one I'm going to explain to you once we get

rolling into the show here.

And I think you'll like the reason that I'm late

and I think you'll accept the reason that the podcast is a day late.

I'm excited and you'll hear all about it in a minute.

Also we're going to be talking about buildings.

Your building.

You're building, your dwelling that you live in.

What about it? What about? Is it better than you? We're going to talk about that. We're also

going to talk about, well let me just say it, ass picking.

When was the last time you picked your ass?

Okay, I had a run in with an ass picker.

And I just got to talk about this it was absolutely mortifying it was befuddling it was it was bizarre

Aspick and behavior and then lastly we're gonna talk about I saw something out on the street the other day that was a little unnerving a little weird little out of the ordinary made me laugh

I don't know let's talk about it see what you think when I tell you my street story

But for now let's get rolling down the road in fact the highway in fact to Harlan

Highway the highway. In fact to Harlan. Highway!

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

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