441-Tom Rhodes-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2018

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

There's a very upset lady in an internet chat room that says a lot of things we can relate to. She's fired up that someone called her the R word and she has a new and exciting version of English to battle back. PLUS, Age Gap Love is our new obsession. It's a show that follows couples who have way too many years in between them and yes, these people are gross. Old dudes, old ladies, just old, old, old. Yuck! Imagine someone loving your grandparents. Well, that's not the best way of putting it. Imagine dating someone that looks like your grandparents. Done vomiting? We have more. AND friend of the show, Tom Rhodes is back after too many years away. He's hilarious and full of travel tales and so much more. Pull your international jeans way up! Thanks to our sponsors: Brooklinen.com Promo code: MOM Stamps.com Promo code: MOM SaatvaMattress.com LoomandLeaf.com

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0:00.0	Oh, jeans.
0:20.5	March 30th and 31st I am in Portland, Oregon at Herium Comedy Club.
0:28.0	The kids are going fast so get them now. April 29th, Manfriend Disco, Cobb's Comedy
0:33.0	Club, May 4th, Cuntington Beach at the Rec Room Comedy Club, May 9th, Oxnards.
0:40.8	What is Oxnard?
0:41.8	Cocktard.
0:42.8	Cocktard at the levity live.
0:45.7	So get your tickets at Christina P. Online now.
0:50.0	Jean?
0:51.0	Jean, I'm going to be, let's see, Atlanta shooting this movie and the April 8th show, the
0:56.7	Tabernacle sold out.
0:58.4	So I'm doing another 1 April 26th at 7.30 on April 28th in Huntsville, Alabama, Stand Up
1:06.2	Live.
1:07.2	Spokane, I added a show.
1:09.6	Blair?
1:10.6	Spurmcan, Washington because the show sold out so I added a late show Thursday, May 17th.
1:17.3	A bunch of other shows are on sale.
1:19.3	I added a show in Mamaha in Nebraska.
1:22.8	Raya is on sale, Breast Balls Beach is on sale and New Hore Linge.
1:28.6	How do we come up with Breast Balls Beach?
1:30.6	I don't know.
1:31.6	I don't want to.
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