What a fabulae show just fabulae. It's going to be fabulae all day.

Hey, it's me, Harla Williams here. You are on the Harlan Highway and great show today, but I say that every day.

Vondobah Show, great Vah-Fabulae Show. Today we are going to be taking your phone messages. Not all of them, but a lot of them. People who into the Harlan hotline here at the highway

three two three seven three nine four three three zero we're gonna be getting to some of

your phone messages today. We're going to be talking about a strange

screw-up that happened from Amazon. Some guy ordered something and got something completely different, pretty wild, and then lastly,

I hate, I hate this guy. Kringles, the leprocon is dropping by and this guy, he's like Timmy the

Campfire kid and cinnamon Boy, I rolled into one. He's probably more irritating than those guys put together.

So sit back, put your curly tip leprocom boots on and let's get ready to rock and roll

right down the Harland Highway.

Welcome to the Harland Highway.

All right, let's get this sucker going, huh?

You're causing a major disturbance on my time.

It's the Harland Highway.

What's up, bra?

If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.

Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

This is your fucking wake-up call man.

You're riding down the Harland Highway with Harland Williams.

In 30 seconds you'll be dead.

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