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Lifeline

44. Yokey Doodle Dandy

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 β€’ 734 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 12 February 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by the current account switch service.

0:04.8

Valentine's Day is a bit like switching bank accounts.

0:07.9

You don't want any unwanted surprises.

0:10.5

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0:15.8

and that card was meant for my girlfriend, not my mum, moments.

0:20.1

Find out more at currentaccountswitch.com.uk.

0:24.9

Lifeline is an advice show for entertainment purposes only.

0:27.8

If you need real help or advice, please seek a therapist or licensed professional.

0:36.2

Hello.

0:36.7

Hello? Hello? Hello. Hello. All right. It looks like I have an unrolled C-O-N-D-O-M.

0:51.3

Condominium.

0:52.3

On your head. Condominium. On your head.

0:55.1

Condominium.

0:55.9

On your head.

0:58.0

So, guys, hey, what's up?

0:59.0

Welcome to Lifeline.

1:00.3

We're absolutely ripping it.

1:06.6

I will be in, let's see, New York at the Beacon Theater coming up.

1:10.0

And that's very soon.

1:11.4

So I'm going to Chriselio.com.

1:12.9

Providence, Rhode Island.

1:14.5

Come on, let's keep it moving, dude.

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