439-Your Mom’s House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2018

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Get your power tools and sex toys ready for a fun, informative episode! The Jeans are high and tight with this one. We examine DPC's and what REALLY counts. Christina has a recent one that she shares. Do you think it should be verified? Tommy has high standards for Starbucks. Just like his dad does for McDonald's. Is he turning into Top Dog? Plus Blueban labels a file that makes the mommies laugh so hard we almost had to stop recording.

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0:00.0	Yeah, I like this instrumental. I played it. It's a long way to go. Yeah, it's called hose down.
0:15.9	I mentioned it last week, but
0:19.0	I'm doing it April 8th. I'm doing the tabernacle.
0:25.2	It's pretty exciting.
0:27.2	What else have I added? Huntsville, Alabama. I'm doing...
0:31.0	You mean Huntsville. Huntsville, Alabama. Stand up live. Just one night only, April 28th.
0:36.3	I'm doing both of those shows because they are in and around Atlanta, which is where I'll be working.
0:42.0	Spokane, Saturday is sold out now. So there's a couple of tickets left. I think Charlotte.
0:46.0	Charlotte is as well. Mama, Nebraska, Saturday is sold out in June.
0:50.8	Brea and Breastball's Beach. We moved
0:55.8	Shart Lake Titties to September and we have a third show on sale in New Horlean, Louisiana.
1:02.2	Make sure you go to TomSugora.com to get your tickets. Gene. March 30th, 31st.
1:08.1	Here I am, Comedy Club, Portland, Oregon. The first show Saturday is sold out.
1:12.7	So you guys may want to get on the other ones. April 29th, a manfriend disco,
1:17.4	Cubs, Comedy Club, my alma mater. I love San Francisco. May 4th,
1:22.8	Cuntington Beach, California at the Rec Room, Comedy Club at Glow Zone.
1:28.4	One of my favorite comedy club names. I hear it's awesome though. May 9th,
1:34.6	Oxnard, California. Oxhard. At Leavety Live, tickets at Christina P. Online.
1:43.8	That's a key jacket. That's what's up.
1:48.8	Change jacket. Change jacket. Let him go for a second.
1:53.8	Ask, Hugh. You're not joining our anything.
2:14.1	The chick needs ready for the 8th show.
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