What's going on everybody?

Welcome back for another episode of Trigger.

This is Trigger number 439 here on Thursday, March 2nd.

Let's get it started with a little bit of good news.

Maybe. Who knows?

The market's crashed?

No, unfortunately.

Really? Just for that, I'm going to create so much work for you. don't even know uh laurie lightfoot mayor beetle juice

has lost booty juice not but beetle juice yeah booty juice no that's a different person yeah i think she

never mind i'm not gonna say it anyway yeah she's gone she's gone she's the first mayor to lose in 40 years yeah

which is uh something um and of course she blamed it on racism and sexism or could just be the

fact that she sucked at her job and crime went up but i think it was like 235 percent that's what

red stees or Stephen Miller tweeted.

He's like, maybe she would have won if all her supporters didn't get shot.

Yeah.

And, you know, I honestly don't understand how she came in third like that after winning every single precinct that exists in the last election.

I know.

That's how bad it.

I mean, hey, it happens.

Yeah.

And so that's, I guess, good news, depending on if the guy who looks like is going to win wins.

Is that that Valis guy?

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