Goodbye, Dr. Jones.

Indie!

No, it's not Dr. Jones.

This isn't Raiders of the Lost Dark.

This is probably like Raiders of the Found Harlan Highway Podcast. Yeah, that's what it is. I'm Harlan Williams, you are here, you found me. I found you, so let's do something about it let's do a podcast this is the Harland Highway

thank you for being here gang what a treat and what a show we have today, ma'am.

I'm going to be talking about an old saying.

There's an old catchphrase, an old saying that most of us throw around our whole lives.

It has to do with women's breasts.

So you might want to stick around for that.

It's going to be a breast talk.

Also, I'm going to be talking about my encounter with something from outer space and this is real.

This is real folks. I had a run-in with a spacecraft totally 100% real it's freaky it's fun

It was so cool. Am I lucky to be be alive who knows and then we're gonna be taking uh...

we're gonna be visiting with dr debie timer we're gonna be going to her show

she's our life coach here at the harlan Highway and she's going to be taking calls from people out there on the real world but for now we're here in the fake world on the Harlan Highway

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

All right, let's get this sucker gone, huh?

You're causing a major disturbance on my time.

It's the Harlan Highway.

What's up, bra?

If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?

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