Yeah, hello everybody. Welcome to the Harlan's Highways.

All right, I don't know what accent that was, but I think it was mental.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway as I tried to say just seconds ago and failed at.

I am Harlan Williams, your host. I will be guiding you through this madhouse today, and thank you for being here.

Bless you, my children. What? All kinds of goofy stuff to talk about today. I'm long overdue, but I have to have a visit with Dr.

Ascot, so I'm going to be doing some on-air therapy, air quotes therapy with this guy.

He's been away for a while on sabbatical.

I've got to pick it up where we left off, not happy about it, but hang around for that. We're going to be talking about pastries,

delicious pastries that are kind of obscure but not obscure and have funny names. We have to get into that. We're going to talk about people who

remake songs and there's certain people that shouldn't be allowed to remake songs and believe me I'm going to get into that and then

lastly yours truly got attacked in his sleep yes I was fast to sleep a full-on attack in my sleep it's horrible but then it always is right

here on the Harlan highway

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

All right, let's get this sucker going, huh?

You're causing a major disturbance on my time.

It's the Harlan Highway.

What's up, bra?

If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.

Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

This is your fucking wake-up call, man.

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