432-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2018

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Looks like some Ball Hogs are willing to share their secrets! We are willing to listen! We found a great new rapper and get this, he's using the name TOP DOG to work on his rhymes. Hope you end up supporting him. PLUS - the reviews are in! People are loving DISGRACEFUL on Netflix. Everyone. 100% of everyone across the board. Not one negative review. We'll go over a few. Pull your jeans up.

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0:00.0	Mmm.
0:14.0	This is a new digitty by Eddie Bojangles. He's always standing in some bangers, man. Yeah. Oh, you got your new mom glasses.
0:22.0	I forgot. I'm new mom. I like them now. Now I'm used to them. When you turn 40, your vision gets bad. I need my dad glasses. I left them.
0:32.0	Where are your dad? They're upstairs. I need them now. I can't read all this copy.
0:38.0	You got a bunch of stuff coming up, Jean. You want to go first? Want to do your dates? Oh, yeah. Okay. I'll go February 2nd, 3rd, Shart Lake Titties, Poo-Tah.
0:47.0	Why is Guy's comedy club tickets are really rolling on that, you guys? So if you're gonna go, go now because listen, mom's pregnant, I ain't adding shows.
0:57.0	You know what I'm saying? I'm going to go be no Sunday night. I'm going to go be no third shows Saturday because I'm too fucking tired.
1:03.0	Fuck that noise. February 23rd, Calusa, Casino, Calusa, California. One show, one night only, March 30th and 31st. Portland, Oregon, at the Herium, a comedy club.
1:16.0	Should be fun. Check it out, Christina P. Online for tickets. Thank you. I love you. That's what's up.
1:22.0	And I'm adding some stuff too. I know. It's coming. I'm at the ice house. Oh, I was. That's a nice.
1:29.0	February 2nd and 3rd, it's sold out. I'm in Moin. February 8, 9, 10, it's sold out.
1:35.0	I'm in Lexington, Kentucky, comedy out Broadway, March 1st, 2nd and 3rd. I just this morning added Columbus, Ohio.
1:49.0	Oh, that's a wonderful place. I'm coming. I'm coming to the funny bone in Columbus, Ohio, March 22nd through 24th.
2:01.0	Then I'm going to start like titties in April. I'm not how lucky they're getting. They're getting both of us.
2:09.0	And let's see Melvin, Australia, April 27th is sold out. There are a few tickets available for Sydney. I believe Brisbane is sold out.
2:19.0	Perth might be as well. May 1st. That's in Australia. And then Spokane.
2:26.0	Spokane. Spurm can.
2:31.0	That's in the state of Washington. Here on the West Coast, I'm coming May 17, 18, 19. It's all very exciting.
2:43.0	Go to TomSegura.com slash tour. TomSegura.com slash tour to get your tickets. They're moving, man. They are cruising.
2:54.0	Thank you very much for everybody that has purchased the ticket to come see me. Do a show near you.
3:05.0	Also, there's obviously the merch store. Thank you for supporting that. There's a bunch of new stuff in there. You can try that out.
3:13.0	Try that out. TomSegura.com. Click on the store or go to merch method.com slash TomSegura.
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