430-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2018

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

We like foreigners and we like cursing. When foreigners curse? Magical. Plus, you have SERIOUS questions about Blind people and their standards, twin girls and their periods and now peeing is brought into the equation - does it affect farts?? Tommy's parents are about to retire. Wait until you hear about Top Dog's newly crushed adventure. And don't forget to check out DISGRACEFUL - Tom's new 1 hour special. It begins streaming worldwide on NETFLIX January 12.

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0:00.0	Oh man.
0:02.6	And now ladies and gentlemen, gentlemen.
0:07.0	Gene.
0:11.0	Here.
0:14.0	Main Gene is getting back out there.
0:21.2	I got some 2018 dates to announce.
0:24.6	I'm going to Demoayowa.
0:26.6	Also known as Des Moines.
0:30.4	What is it?
0:31.6	February February 8, 9 and 10.
0:36.9	I'm going to be at the Des Moines Funny Bones.
0:41.6	And then also, I added, you're going there, too.
0:46.4	Shart Lake Titties.
0:47.8	Yeah.
0:48.6	I'm going to Shart Lake Titties April 12 through 14.
0:52.7	So I'll be there.
0:54.4	If you're in either city, go to TomSgerer.com slash tour and get tickets.
1:00.8	Shart Lake Titties, Des Moines, Iowa.
1:05.9	What else you got, Gene?
1:07.4	January 12, my 8 o'clock show sold out at the ice house in Pasadena.
1:12.0	So we've added a 10 o'clock show.
1:14.1	So get your tickets now.
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