43: GAM043 Cipher in the Snow and Johnny Lingo

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Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2016

⏱️ 95 minutes

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This week, Eli and Noah are joined by Bryce Blankenagel for an atheist review of Cipher in the Show and Johnny Lingo, two "educational" shorts produced by BYU in a desperate (and misguided) effort to make Mormonism seem normal. --- If you'd like to hear more from Bryce, you can check him out on The Naked Mormonism Podcast or on My Book of Mormon. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.

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0:00.0	It must have been terrifying to have your teacher show you a movie about how your teachers,
0:10.0	if they don't like you, can make you mentally handicapped and then die.
0:16.0	Yes, like this seems like a threat.
0:18.0	This is like a movie.
0:20.0	Oh, like I can't imagine.
0:22.0	She turned off the VCR and then turned to all of you and be like,
0:25.0	who the fuck brought an apple?
0:27.0	I'm just saying.
0:29.0	I'll lower you right here.
0:31.0	You just forgot your timestables because I don't like you.
0:33.0	I like that.
0:35.0	God awful movie.
0:41.0	Movie.
0:51.0	Welcome back to the Gamcast.
0:53.0	I'm not allowed to say why, but trust me, we just deserve it.
0:57.0	I'm your host, Noah Luzon, sitting to my immediate left is the chair where Heath usually sits.
1:01.0	Unfortunately, he's in the middle of a big move, so he's not going to be joining us this week.
1:05.0	But sitting 989 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli.
1:09.0	Have you gotten the taste of Ray Comfort out of your mouth yet?
1:13.0	I'm doing my best to keep it in there.
1:15.0	I haven't eaten or drank anything since reason, Rally.
1:17.0	I'm just barely hallucinating.
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