428-Live From Irvine-Your Mom's House with Christian P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2017

⏱️ 117 minutes

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J-J-J-Jeans Unite! As we wrap up another year of tightly woven denim we want to give thanks to you, the little mommy. Hope you have a great holiday filled with love and rectal touches. Here we have the last live show we did at the Irvine Improv a little while back. Thank you all for being the best fans anyone could ever want. We would fart in every one of your stockings if we could.

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0:00.0	So Gene, Merry Christ, Mass to you.
0:28.0	Happy Jew Hair.
0:33.0	Thank you to LMNO for this.
0:37.0	William H. Instrumental.
0:40.0	You got some new dates coming up.
0:42.0	I do January 12th at the ice house in Pasadena.
0:47.0	I might be sold out actually.
0:50.0	I don't know. Maybe there's like a handful of tickets left.
0:53.0	So go peep that Christina Pee online for tickets.
0:56.0	And then February 2nd, 3rd,
0:58.0	Shart Lake Titties in Pudita at the Wise Guys comedy club.
1:04.0	February 23rd, Kallusa, Casino.
1:06.0	One night, one show only.
1:08.0	March 30th and 31st, Portland, Oregon at the He-Riam comedy crab.
1:13.0	So check it, guys.
1:15.0	What about you Tommy Buns?
1:18.0	You know, I have a brand new stand-up comedy special.
1:22.0	Okay.
1:23.0	Coming to Netflix January 12th worldwide.
1:28.0	It is called Disgraceful.
1:30.0	Very happy with it.
1:32.0	Shot it in Denver.
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