#428 Crazy Latin Chick with Kim Congdon

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2021

⏱️ 164 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Kim Congdon is fucking nuts. Standup comedian and your host Ari Shaffir sits down with this crazy Chonga to discuss the origins of the stereotype of the fiery Latin woman and how wild and fun it can be to observe her in action. She has always frightened me with her crazy Puerto Rican-style rage. The intro is live from the Mexico City Central Parque de Perros. Viva Puerto Ricas!

Make sure to listen to Kim’s podcast, @Broad Topix because if her numbers don’t increase by 17% or more she’s going to slash my front left tire.

And subscribe to Ari’s Patreon so he can afford witness relocation after Congdon decides she’s gotta deal with this puta judeo. https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir

Connect with Kim! Watch Kim's podcast 'Broad Topix' on Gas Digital Network Thursday’s at 9PM/ET: https://gasdigitalnetwork.com/gdn-show-channels/broad-topix/ Follow Kim on social media, & more: https://linktr.ee/broadtopix Subscribe to Broad Topix on YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/BroadTopix

The Music:

Gnarles Barkely - Crazy

Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats

Bad Bahbie feat Lil Yachty - Gucci Flip Flops

N.O.R.E., Nina Sky, Daddy Yanke - Oye Mi Canto

Patsy Cline - Crazy

Thank you to our sponsors: YoKratom, Home of the $60 Kilo! and be sure to use Promo Code "Ari" for 15% off at RugietMen.com

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is what I call Puerto Rican religion. God always shows me when a man's doing something wrong.
0:05.0	God always, if I'm, look, if me and Lewis were gonna fight, he could have walked to a different burrow
0:11.0	and I wouldn't even need GPS to find him because God would lead me to him.
0:15.0	Wow.
0:16.0	You know what I mean? Like, like, the way God leads me to my fights.
0:21.0	I didn't record at all. Motherfucker. Oh my God. Oh my fucking God.
0:50.0	You know what a fucking douchebag I am? So I sat here for, I'm, look, I'm getting guest 35 minutes recording an intro that never got done.
0:59.0	I'm at the dog park. I'm a fucking toolbox. God damn it, I fucking suck.
1:07.0	I mean, is there anyone less professional than me in stand-up comedy and in podcasting?
1:11.0	I'm trying to do all these fucking cool. I've down on even recording video. Let me even see if I'm recording video right now.
1:17.0	Oh, you fucking dipshit. You fucking dipshit lose your fuck. Oh my God, and God, God.
1:25.0	Anyway, what a fucking dumbass. Welcome to R.E. Shaffir's Skeverted Tank Episode 428. This is the last episode I'll ever do.
1:37.0	Fuck this. If you're watching on YouTube, please press subscribe. God damn it, you fucking part, Bo. You fucking dip fuck.
1:45.0	On today's episode, I got a regroup. I got a regroup. Are you? Let it go. Those people don't even know the mess up you just did.
1:51.0	Doing 35 minutes. It was empty in here. Just finished raining. It was empty. I had the place to myself. Fucking moron.
1:58.0	Hi everybody. Welcome to the episode. I'm R.E. Shaffir. I'm your host.
2:02.0	Today's episode. We're gonna do one about crazy Latin chicks. That's right. Crazy Latinas.
2:11.0	Crazy Latinx. Latinx is... I got my friend Kim Kongda on the episode. Kim is fucking wild.
2:17.0	She personifies what a crazy Latina chick is. And I know I looked this up. There's another term for it being a chonga.
2:24.0	It's a pejorative term for my listeners. Derogatory is the word you might know. Fucking idiots.
2:31.0	I can't believe it. Breathe it out, R.E. Let it fucking go. I mean, the whole time I was looking at the clock.
2:39.0	Because the fucking voice modulator was showing me this. Oh, I didn't have a corner.
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